One of my best friend’s and my plan if everything goes awry
Let’s elope and have 50 kids (all girls) and we’ll marry them off to far away princes and dissociate from reality completely, forming our own kingdom and we’ll make everyone who doesn’t have a tumblr our serfs and they’ll have to cook us fancy meals. Half will make us fancy cheeses every third day and the other half will craft the finest crackers to ever pass our lips. Then once we’ve annexed the America’s (Canada included), we’ll form an alliance with Russia and share resources and get rid of all the cars, replacing them with little wagons drawn by tea cup pigs and swans.

