What is that? It is your birthday. Period. Not even an exclamation point? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME Alex Rauchwerger, it is your birthday.
ALEX RAUCHWERGER
If you’re reading this, DON’T. Get off Tumblr and sleep while you can.
Happy birthday, Alex Rauchwerger! May all your indie-est dreams come true in the most hipster of ways today! Love ya, buddy!
